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Minty the Assassin

08/07/2009

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1hr 20min

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Action

,Adventure

,Comedy

,Horror

A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.

STORY

MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

CAST & CREW

    Cast

  • Elina Madison
  • Anthony Ray Parker
  • Tabitha Taylor
  • Chip Joslin
  • Jacki R. Chan

    INFORMATION

      Production Companies

    • Ground Down Productions

      Production Countries

    • United States of America

    LANGUAGES

    • English

    Cast

    Elina Madison

    Minty

    Anthony Ray Parker

    Big Boss

    Tabitha Taylor

    Double Delicious

    Chip Joslin

    Dr. Brain Bender

    Jacki R. Chan

    Molly Leviathan

    Hawk Younkins

    Captain Capability

    Ricardo Mamood-Vega

    Zen Cowboy

    Elan Tom

    Bruce Zee

    David A. Lockhart

    Rat Monster

    Nora J. Novak

    Cute Postal Woman

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