Mark Wilson

As Newcaster

As Deputy Ruddy

As Mr. Leonard

As Callabresse

As Det. Sam Baluzy

As Leo Mintz

As Det. Percy Harris

As Det. Monroe

As Butch

As Reporter

As Capt. Conklin

As Self

As Michaelangelo

As Sgt. Tom Goodie

As Mookie

As Bill / Waiter / Bingo Host

As Teacher

As Detective Sergeant Al 'Moose' Lepinsky

As The Pilot

As The Colonel

As The Landlord

As Glen Braxton

As Wilkie

As Large Al

As Steve

As Webber

As Fred Roberts

As Agent Young

As Regis Leonard

As Mac Burley

As Jerry Bensinger