Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups.
Leo
As Principal (voice)
Bedtime Stories
As Chief Running Mouth / Pickpocket
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
As Bellman
50 First Dates
As Ula
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
As Salim Yousfobdal
The Waterboy
As Townie
Comedy Club Shoot-out: Vol. 1
As Self
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
As Deuce Bigalow
The Animal
As Marvin Mange
Necessary Roughness
As Chuck Neiderman
The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner
As Self
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
As Deuce Bigalow
Surf Ninjas
As Iggy
American Virgin
As Ed Curtzman
The Hot Chick
As Jessica
Big Daddy
As Delivery Guy
Judge Dredd
As Herman 'Fergee' Ferguson
Down Periscope
As Lt. Marty Pascal
Demolition Man
As Erwin
The Longest Yard
As Punky
The Benchwarmers
As Gus
Eight Crazy Nights
As Chinese Waiter / Narrator (voice)
Big Stan
As Big Stan
American Crude
As Bill
Legend of the Sea
The Aristocrats
As Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Knock Off
As Tommy Hendricks
The Chosen One
As Paul
Grown Ups
As Rob Hilliard
Shark Bait
As Nerissa (voice)
Wild Cherry
As Nathan McNicol
You May Not Kiss the Bride
As Ernesto
Susan's Plan
As Steve
Buddy
As Dude 1
Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
As Himself
The One and Only Dick Gregory
As Self
InAPPropriate Comedy
As J.D.
The Outback
As Johnny (voice)
Dino Time
As Dodger (voice)
Amor es amor
As Julian Rodin
Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
As Himself
Muppets from Space
As TV Producer
The 13th Annual Young Comedians Show
Norm of the North
As Norm (voice)
Wings: Sky Force Heroes
As Fred (voice)
The Beverly Hillbillies
As Woodrow Tyler
3 Still Standing
Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas
As Shelby (Voice)
Jungle Shuffle
As Chuy (voice)
The Reef 2: High Tide
As Nerissa (voice)
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley
As Various (archive footage) (uncredited)
The Animal 2
As Marvin Mange
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998
As Self/Host
The Adventures of Pinocchio
As Volpe
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
As Self / Various Characters
Click
As Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)
Frog Kingdom
As Additional Voices (voice)
The Ridiculous 6
As Ramon
OMG, I'm a Robot!
As Robo Joseph
Dead Wrong
As Ethan Boggs
Triumph Presents: Let's Make a Poop Live
As Self
Pups United
As Benny (voice)
Around the World in 80 Days
As San Francisco Hobo
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler
As Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
Sandy Wexler
As Firuz
2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film
As narrator
Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live
As Self / Various (archive footage)
Adam Sandler: Love You
As Self
The Electric Piper
As Rinky-Dink-Dink (voice)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
As Asian Minister
Grandma's Boy
As Yuri
Little Man
As Dinosaur Rex
Martians Go Home
As Voyeur Martian
Little Nicky
As The Townie
Mr. Deeds
As Nazo
Wings
As Dodo (voice)
Playboy Mansion Parties Uncensored
As Self
Max Amini: Authentically Absurd
As Himself
Stallone's Law: The Making of 'Judge Dredd'
As Himself
Juliana and the Medicine Fish
Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh
As Self
Kings of Comedy USA
As Self (archive footage)
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
As Self - Host
Hubie Halloween
As Richie Hartman
The Wrong Missy
As Komante
Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
The Adventures of Panda Warrior
As Patrick Panda / Jimmy Ginseng (voice)
Best of Stand-up 2020
As Self
Back to Norm
Pups Alone
As Jose (voice)
Home Team
As Jamie
Daddy Daughter Trip
As Larry Bublé
Pledge Trip
Seinfeld
As Bob Grossberg
Ally McBeal
As Ross Fitzsimmons
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
The Daily Show
As Self
The Showbiz Show with David Spade
LIVE with Kelly and Mark
227
The View
As Self
RI:SE
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
As Self
The Paul O'Grady Show
American Idol
As Self
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
As Self - Guest
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
As Self
Men Behaving Badly
As Jamie Coleman
Live at Johnny's
The Masked Singer
As Self
The Martin Short Show
Teen Choice Awards
As Self
¡Rob!
As Rob
Real Rob
As Rob
Rove
As Self
Lip Sync Battle
As Self
Chip Chilla
As Chum Chum (voice)
The Dinosaur Hour
The Dinosaur Hour Extra
The Rosie O'Donnell Show
As Self
Saturday Night Live
As Self - Various Characters
Lights Out with David Spade
As The Richmeister
On Air with Ryan Seacrest
As Self
Hot in Cleveland
As Chill
Real Time with Bill Maher
As Self
Primetime Glick
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
As Self
GQ Presents: Iconic Characters
As Self
Coach
As Leonard Kraleman
